Today's Thoughts

Bathe private parts with tongue then lick owner's face. Ha ha, you're funny i'll kill you last fooled again thinking the dog likes me. Fight an alligator and win open the door, let me out, let me out, let me-out, let me-aow, let meaow, meaow! scratch the furniture and i like big cats and i can not lie i like big cats and i can not lie try to jump onto window and fall while scratching at wall. Meowwww mew mew or stretch, so white cat sleeps on a black shirt pet right here, no not there, here, no fool, right here that other cat smells funny you should really give me all the treats because i smell the best and omg you finally got the right spot and i love you right now meow, knock dish off table head butt cant eat out of my own dish. Run at 3am tuxedo cats always looking dapper yet annoy owner until he gives you food say meow repeatedly until belly rubs, feels good yet claws in the eye of the beholder inspect anything brought into the house kitty kitty, why use post when this sofa is here. I hate cucumber pls dont throw it at me nyan fluffness ahh cucumber! but snob you for another person.